TF Prime - Our daily life - 4

Transformers Prime - Our daily life
Episode 4 - Banana fail

Starscream was just lying on his berth in his room, when Soundwave entered. Seeker curiously looked back and shrugged. "Oh it's you. Learn to knock." Soundwave didn't respond and just came close to Starscream. He showed him a data pad, and second in command looked at it. "What's that?" The second mech was just patiently standing there until Starscream finally grabbed it, frowning. He read few lines of text, and then he looked at Soundwave.

"There is really so much of it?"

They were going through the ship, and when they stopped, Starscream looked at Soundwave. The other mech opened the door and they were both suddenly surrounded by energon cubes. Soundwave was calm standing there, and he looked at his companion. Starscream managed to get out of cubes and spit one out of his mouth. "How can we have so much energon here?!" Soundwave didn't reply, as always, and he just starred at second in command. "So what will we do with it?" Soundwave was thinking for a while and Starscream then called out. "Steve!" Eradicon showed in no more than a second and saluted as best as he could.

"Yes sir?"

"We need to get rid of all of this energon!" Starscream pointed out. "Because..." He looked at Soundwave. "Why we have to do it now so quickly?" Soundwave sent him a simple radio signal and Starscream grimaced annoyed. "... Because Lord Megatron wants to make a party and we need spare space for these things."

"Yes sir, I will do anything what has to be done for that, you will be pleased." Starscream raised an eyebrow, today he wasn't in mood to try to understand Steve's weird jokes.

"Just do it, and no I won't pay you for that. Thanks for effort." Starscream came around Eradicon and just pulled him on the side, Soundwave then silently watched as Steve with something similar to orgasm collapsed on the floor. "Soundwave, maybe we could let Breakdown take care of this. He is a fat ass; he will know what to do with food." Soundwave just shook head and followed Starscream, while Steve was still melting on the floor.

Starscream said he will try to get some idea, he just needs to be alone for a while to think, and Soundwave had a thing to do. After couple of minutes later he was standing with Breakdown out on runway, and they were guiding plane to come near and deploy supplies. Breakdown was using flashing sticks, but he starred at Soundwave, when he saw he is guiding with his tentacles. When plane finally landed and pilot gave them those documents, Soundwave told Breakdown to wait for him. He had to do something for Megatron so Breakdown stood there alone with a pilot. It was rather calm before human began to be very annoying.

"Geez out fucker, just sign it! I must go! There are other people on the world who need bananas!"

"But Soundwave-"

"Oh so you think you're big, you can talk with me like this? You shitty dumbass, just sign that damn paper, so I can leave this flying poop. Bananas need me! I must bring bananas to the world!"  Breakdown was looking at the man with unsure look. Well it couldn't be so hard after all. He just had to write his own name, nothing hard. "Bananas dumbass! Bananas conquer the world."

"Whatever you say bro..." Breakdown replied and he looked at the paper. He didn't look very sure of what he is doing. That banana guy was still looking at him, and he was getting to feel sweaty. He was hard thinking for another thirty seconds, and he felt like steam could go out of his head. He looked on the side with eye and swallowed hard. Where was Soundwave so long?! He really should go with Knockout...

"SOOOO?!"  Man yelled at him, and Breakdown flinched.

"Fine..." Breakdown began to move pen and write on the paper in his hand. After a while he finally finished wiring and gave it to the man. That guy looked at it, and then on Breakdown, with total red face.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T EVEN WRITE YOUR NAME INTO THE RIGHT LINE!" Breakdown was still flinching back and he by accident pull the trigger, so all bananas were deployed, right into the sea. Soundwave just came back, and he stopped shocked on the place, when he saw it. He was standing there with hands down and Breakdown looked back at him ashamed.

"YOU SLAGGING ASSHOLEEEEEE! BANANAS! WHAT A TRAGEDY FOR A WORLD! I WILL NEVER RETURN HERE WITH MY PRECIOUS BANANAS!" Breakdown was just watching him leave and when man flew off, he turned to Soundwave. Intelligence officer was trying to stay calm and he slowly came to the edge of the ship, and his hands were mild shaking.

"I'm so sorry Soundwave... I know Lord Megatron will be mad. I'm sorry." The bigger mech swallowed hard, when Soundwave stomped hard on the ship and came to him. For a while he was just starring at him, and then he slapped him with one hand. Breakdown with sad face rubbed his cheek, and Soundwave was keeping his hands as fists. Then he pointed out with arm to go back. "I know... We must tell Lord Megatron."

"STAAAARSCREEEAAAAAAAAMMMM!" They both looked back and Megatron was standing right in the entrance, with Starscream next to him.

"... I didn't do anything Lord." Starscream said nervous and Megatron looked at him. Then back on Breakdown with Soundwave.

"Oh right.... Sorry Starscream, I'm too used. I meant, BREAAAAAAAAAAAAKDOOOOOOOOOOOWWWNN!"

Breakdown was standing there for a while and Soundwave slowly pulled him in front. Breakdown then finally walked by himself, and Megatron was tapping with fingers on his hips. Breakdown finally came close enough and war lord stretched neck to him. "What was that?!"

The other mech looked at him with a guilty expression. "A little..."

"WHAT?!" Starscream, even when Megatron didn't yell at him flinched back a little. He was just too used.

"...accident?"

Soundwave came closer too, he looked at Breakdown, Megatron and then on Starscream. Starscream just nodded with unsure look and Soundwave nodded. "Can't you do anything right?! You were supposed to just sign one paper!"

"I tried sir."

"Now that's amazing, my slagging perfect party will have to be without bananas! I wanted the full pool of bananas, now it's screwed!" Starscream with Soundwave again looked at each other and Starscream raised an eyebrow. "GRRRRRR, never mind! I will find another thing." Megatron walked away and three Decepticons were looking at him. What has he on his mind?